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Od: Hamid Custovic [custovic.hamid@gmail.com]
Poslano: 6. julij 2010 7:30
Za: undisclosed-recipients
Zadeva: Please Help ASAP.
Zvrsti: Rdeča kategorija

Hello,

How are you doing? Hope all is well with you, I know this might be a surprise to you but I
am sorry I didn't inform you about my traveling to Scotland for a Seminar.

I need a favor from you as I've misplaced my wallet on my way to the hotel where my
money,and other valuable things were kept and I will like you to assist me with an urgent
loan of £1,500 British Pounds to sort‐out my hotel bills and get myself back home.

I will appreciate whatever you can afford to help me with and I promise to pay you back as
soon as I return home.

Hope to hear from you immediately
Hamid

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Dear Hamid,

You are right, this did come as a surprise to me. I had no idea there was a seminar in Scotland. Or that you went there. Not that I know who you are in the first place.  I hope you had a good time there (judging by the amount you're asking for, you did).

But no problem. As long as you promise to pay me back as soon as you come home, it's ok.

Thank you for making me feel like someone trustworthy that can help others. Good luck with waiting in front of the Western Union branch in Scotland.

Yours immediately,
Me

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Zadnjih nekaj mesecev ugotavljam, da se je zelo povečalo zanimanje za moj Hlevček na Kitajskem. Vsak teden dobim vsaj en komentar v pismenkah, od uporabnikov, ki so prav tako mandarinsko pismeni, ali pa imajo poangležena kotimena. Seveda mi radovednost nikoli ne da miru, in guglijev translator (sori Nta!) mi prijazno prevede njihovo dračjece v visokoleteče navdihapolne izreke, kot so npr.
"Moč brez duha je prazna" ali
"Sonce vzhaja za vse nas" ali
"joškeritemladoletnikijugetdpikčr"

Najprej sem se komentarjem samo resignirano nasmehnil in jih pobrisal. Potem je tega postalo za moj okus malo preveč, in sem zato vklopil moderiranje komentarjev. Zdaj jih, vzhodnjaške prodajalce krompeeerja odpikam kar s klilkom na Reject. Kejs solved, ne?

No, še vedno to ni rešitev problema, saj si še vedno prizadevam verjeti, da ne gre za kronično vnetje, da svet in z njim net še nista tako pokvarjena, da mirni ljudje ne morejo v miru imeti miru, in kaj sploh hočejo ti ksenofobi, naj grejo raj domou od koder so pršli. Jaz bi, da mi nehajo pisat spamaste komentarje. Zato sem sestavil anketico, ki je v pomanjkanju volje do učenja ultraprekanjenih tehnoloških trikov ne bom zapakiral v najnovejšo bloggerjevo funkcionalnost. Ampak jo bom preprosto napisal. Ha!

Naj torej:

• Obupam in sprejmem, da je pač tudi na blogih spam in da lahko čisto zaprem komentarje, če se mi ne da zavračat njih niti po  mailu,
• Objavim vljudno prošnjo, udobno prevedeno v čajniz, da naj se manijo pisanja na tale hlevček, sicer... se bom razgoropadil!
• Zaprem blog za komentarje (hm, zveni znano...? Že spet ta deja-vu!).
• Naredim drugo kako še posebej zvito potezo. 

Svetujte prosim! Kaj pa počnete vi?

Mnoga hvala in sploh vas kr mal pogrešam,

vaš Pegaz :)

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