True. I'd rather be sailing.

Meeting a common mind in Chamonix, FR.

Superinženir 2: tu kofi or not tu kofi?

Inat Kuća, Sarajevo, oktober 2010

No, KONČNO spet en s PROBLEMOM! Ne sam objave tipa "umadona kok smo se ga fajn nažgal" pa "Gdo gre kej u minhen da mi prnese en radio" pa "kaj je naša tamala dons prjaula". Čist resen problem. Ki se ga lahko KONČNO (ponavljam se, vem, a tu ni pomoči, kajti vaja dela mojstra in repetitio mater memoriae) po inženirsko zakoljem. Heh.

Torej, spoštovana kavo-še-malo-pa-ne-več-vnebopijoča soblogistka. Kufe je strup. Zelo dobro, da si se odločila pristopiti k Kofiholiks Anonimosis! In zdej, treatiza.

Viš, če obstaja DOBER razlog, da nehaš pit kufe, potem si zmagala. Ker potem rabiš sam odgovor, kako to nardit.Če pa ta razlog NI pol tko dober, kot bi moral bit, pol pa si reci, E jepi ga, od nećeg treba umreti, kad se gine nek se gine otmeno in če mam potem mal bolj rjav nasmeh (vstavi poljuben razlog), se mi pač mal slatko jepe.
Tle si zmagala.

Ampak pejmo do konca tam, ko moraš to zdej nardit. Ugotovit morš, a maš rada kufe zarad okusa, toplote, otipa, vonja, barve, al zarad KIKA (si mi precej suspektna da je tko). Za vse ostalo maš tukej dikef (če ni off limits, drugač pa knajp/projo/divko/seko/buco/zdenko/lavaškiri).

Ampak KIKA pa ne boš tako preprosto rekreirala. In tu pridejo v poštev kole razne, čaji beli/zeleni/črni/rdeči in pa redbuli. Kofein v tabletkah je težko dobit. Moj predlog bi bil čaj z dozo avtogenega treninga, mantra "čaj je kul ommmm". Deluje 100 %. Poznam primer osebe, ki je pila po zvrhano žlico neske vsake 3 ure vsak dan, potem pa je doživela prometno in je morala cold turkey, po 3 tednih pa na čaj in je ČDČ (čist drug člouk) ever sins. Al pa enega drugega čloreška, ki je šel na Irsko za 18 mesecev in se tam navadil pit čaj brez cukra.
S smetano.

It works. Vse je sam u glavi. Just do it!

Tvoj zvesti
Superinženir

Sončen dan ni vsaka siva sreda...

(Tipping my hat to the great Master, Mr. Brooke McEldowney at this kind place)

Money Laundering, DIY

There has been a serious money laundering operation underway at our home. Lucky us, financial police hasn't got any idea about our secret activities. 

¸

After laundering, the money had to be dried!! Nobody told ME about this part, all the movies only talk about laudering. Damn! It's REALLY tricky to dry all those bills on the lanyard without the neigbors noticing anything. And calling the police. Or worse, making a house call. Hm.

And of course, here is the culprit. You can NEVER guess his connection to the whole scheme.
Or CAN YOU?

Horses, Abstract and Pure

Sculpture Garden, Minneapolis, MN, USA

Unnamed gas station, Midwest, USA

Jackson Hole, Wyoming, USA

Gozd Martuljek, Minneapolis, MN

Mother Theresa meets Bill Gates

Od: Hamid Custovic [custovic.hamid@gmail.com]
Poslano: 6. julij 2010 7:30
Za: undisclosed-recipients
Zadeva: Please Help ASAP.
Zvrsti: Rdeča kategorija

Hello,

How are you doing? Hope all is well with you, I know this might be a surprise to you but I
am sorry I didn't inform you about my traveling to Scotland for a Seminar.

I need a favor from you as I've misplaced my wallet on my way to the hotel where my
money,and other valuable things were kept and I will like you to assist me with an urgent
loan of £1,500 British Pounds to sort‐out my hotel bills and get myself back home.

I will appreciate whatever you can afford to help me with and I promise to pay you back as
soon as I return home.

Hope to hear from you immediately
Hamid

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Dear Hamid,

You are right, this did come as a surprise to me. I had no idea there was a seminar in Scotland. Or that you went there. Not that I know who you are in the first place.  I hope you had a good time there (judging by the amount you're asking for, you did).

But no problem. As long as you promise to pay me back as soon as you come home, it's ok.

Thank you for making me feel like someone trustworthy that can help others. Good luck with waiting in front of the Western Union branch in Scotland.

Yours immediately,
Me