Monday, November 15, 2010

Superinženir 2: tu kofi or not tu kofi?

Inat Kuća, Sarajevo, oktober 2010

No, KONČNO spet en s PROBLEMOM! Ne sam objave tipa "umadona kok smo se ga fajn nažgal" pa "Gdo gre kej u minhen da mi prnese en radio" pa "kaj je naša tamala dons prjaula". Čist resen problem. Ki se ga lahko KONČNO (ponavljam se, vem, a tu ni pomoči, kajti vaja dela mojstra in repetitio mater memoriae) po inženirsko zakoljem. Heh.

Torej, spoštovana kavo-še-malo-pa-ne-več-vnebopijoča soblogistka. Kufe je strup. Zelo dobro, da si se odločila pristopiti k Kofiholiks Anonimosis! In zdej, treatiza.

Viš, če obstaja DOBER razlog, da nehaš pit kufe, potem si zmagala. Ker potem rabiš sam odgovor, kako to nardit.Če pa ta razlog NI pol tko dober, kot bi moral bit, pol pa si reci, E jepi ga, od nećeg treba umreti, kad se gine nek se gine otmeno in če mam potem mal bolj rjav nasmeh (vstavi poljuben razlog), se mi pač mal slatko jepe.
Tle si zmagala.

Ampak pejmo do konca tam, ko moraš to zdej nardit. Ugotovit morš, a maš rada kufe zarad okusa, toplote, otipa, vonja, barve, al zarad KIKA (si mi precej suspektna da je tko). Za vse ostalo maš tukej dikef (če ni off limits, drugač pa knajp/projo/divko/seko/buco/zdenko/lavaškiri).

Ampak KIKA pa ne boš tako preprosto rekreirala. In tu pridejo v poštev kole razne, čaji beli/zeleni/črni/rdeči in pa redbuli. Kofein v tabletkah je težko dobit. Moj predlog bi bil čaj z dozo avtogenega treninga, mantra "čaj je kul ommmm". Deluje 100 %. Poznam primer osebe, ki je pila po zvrhano žlico neske vsake 3 ure vsak dan, potem pa je doživela prometno in je morala cold turkey, po 3 tednih pa na čaj in je ČDČ (čist drug člouk) ever sins. Al pa enega drugega čloreška, ki je šel na Irsko za 18 mesecev in se tam navadil pit čaj brez cukra.
S smetano.

It works. Vse je sam u glavi. Just do it!

Tvoj zvesti
Superinženir

Sončen dan ni vsaka siva sreda...

(Tipping my hat to the great Master, Mr. Brooke McEldowney at this kind place)

Friday, August 13, 2010

Money Laundering, DIY

There has been a serious money laundering operation underway at our home. Lucky us, financial police hasn't got any idea about our secret activities. 

¸
After laundering, the money had to be dried!! Nobody told ME about this part, all the movies only talk about laudering. Damn! It's REALLY tricky to dry all those bills on the lanyard without the neigbors noticing anything. And calling the police. Or worse, making a house call. Hm.




And of course, here is the culprit. You can NEVER guess his connection to the whole scheme.
Or CAN YOU?


Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Horses, Abstract and Pure




Sculpture Garden, Minneapolis, MN, USA

Unnamed gas station, Midwest, USA



Jackson Hole, Wyoming, USA

Monday, July 26, 2010

Saturday, July 10, 2010

Mother Theresa meets Bill Gates



Od: Hamid Custovic [custovic.hamid@gmail.com]
Poslano: 6. julij 2010 7:30
Za: undisclosed-recipients
Zadeva: Please Help ASAP.
Zvrsti: Rdeča kategorija

Hello,

How are you doing? Hope all is well with you, I know this might be a surprise to you but I
am sorry I didn't inform you about my traveling to Scotland for a Seminar.

I need a favor from you as I've misplaced my wallet on my way to the hotel where my
money,and other valuable things were kept and I will like you to assist me with an urgent
loan of £1,500 British Pounds to sort‐out my hotel bills and get myself back home.

I will appreciate whatever you can afford to help me with and I promise to pay you back as
soon as I return home.

Hope to hear from you immediately
Hamid

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Dear Hamid,

You are right, this did come as a surprise to me. I had no idea there was a seminar in Scotland. Or that you went there. Not that I know who you are in the first place.  I hope you had a good time there (judging by the amount you're asking for, you did).

But no problem. As long as you promise to pay me back as soon as you come home, it's ok.

Thank you for making me feel like someone trustworthy that can help others. Good luck with waiting in front of the Western Union branch in Scotland.

Yours immediately,
Me

Friday, July 9, 2010

Sunday, July 4, 2010

Invazija Kitajcev



Dragi moji blogerji,

Pomagajte!
Zadnjih nekaj mesecev ugotavljam, da se je zelo povečalo zanimanje za moj Hlevček na Kitajskem. Vsak teden dobim vsaj en komentar v pismenkah, od uporabnikov, ki so prav tako mandarinsko pismeni, ali pa imajo poangležena kotimena. Seveda mi radovednost nikoli ne da miru, in guglijev translator (sori Nta!) mi prijazno prevede njihovo dračjece v visokoleteče navdihapolne izreke, kot so npr.
"Moč brez duha je prazna" ali
"Sonce vzhaja za vse nas" ali
"joškeritemladoletnikijugetdpikčr"

Najprej sem se komentarjem samo resignirano nasmehnil in jih pobrisal. Potem je tega postalo za moj okus malo preveč, in sem zato vklopil moderiranje komentarjev. Zdaj jih, vzhodnjaške prodajalce krompeeerja odpikam kar s klilkom na Reject. Kejs solved, ne?

No, še vedno to ni rešitev problema, saj si še vedno prizadevam verjeti, da ne gre za kronično vnetje, da svet in z njim net še nista tako pokvarjena, da mirni ljudje ne morejo v miru imeti miru, in kaj sploh hočejo ti ksenofobi, naj grejo raj domou od koder so pršli. Jaz bi, da mi nehajo pisat spamaste komentarje. Zato sem sestavil anketico, ki je v pomanjkanju volje do učenja ultraprekanjenih tehnoloških trikov ne bom zapakiral v najnovejšo bloggerjevo funkcionalnost. Ampak jo bom preprosto napisal. Ha!

Naj torej:

  • Obupam in sprejmem, da je pač tudi na blogih spam in da lahko čisto zaprem komentarje, če se mi ne da zavračat njih niti po  mailu,
  • Objavim vljudno prošnjo, udobno prevedeno v čajniz, da naj se manijo pisanja na tale hlevček, sicer... se bom razgoropadil!
  • Zaprem blog za komentarje (hm, zveni znano...? Že spet ta deja-vu!).
  • Naredim drugo kako še posebej zvito potezo. 
Svetujte prosim! Kaj pa počnete vi?

Mnoga hvala in sploh vas kr mal pogrešam,

vaš Pegaz :)

Thursday, July 1, 2010

Tuscany in my heart

Sunday, June 13, 2010

Etretat: French cliffs in all their splendor

On my way home from Ireland last September, I stopped on Normady beach town of Etretat. It seemed like a good idea at the time, and having spent the night on the ferry, I had little idea what adventures were waiting for me there.

Etretat is a nice little French city, squeezed in a narrow pebbled beach between enormous cliffs lining the Normandy coast. You get quite giddy climbing them - even the photos are not for the vertigous faint of heart! Enjoy!


















































Thursday, May 20, 2010

Gör det själv!


Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Look Ma, no wings!

Nov blog - Pod Mavrico










Skupaj z Ovco sva postavila nov blog Pod mavrico. Na njem bova bolj osebna, zato bo dostopen na povabilo. Če bi ga želeli brati, nama pišite na mail!

Pegaz in Ovca

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Together with Ovca we set up a new blog  Pod mavrico (Under the rainbow). On it we will be more personal, so we made it available per invitation only. If you'd like to read it, do send us an e-mail!

Pegaz and Ovca

Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Zen Dog

Sunday, February 14, 2010

Handle with Care


This is for you. Be my Valentine!

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Veseloigra enodejanka v B-duru



Andrej: Martin, Neža, gremo v trgovino.
Martin: Jaaaa! Kupili bomo bakugane!
Neža: Brezveze.
Andrej: Martin, kaj pa če ne bomo imeli dovolj denarja? A bomo potem kar tebe prodali?
Martin: Ne, bomo tebe!
Andrej: Ja, ja, tebe!
Martin: Nee, tebe!
Andrej: Ja saj pravim, tebe!
Neža: Martin, namesto "tebe" reci "mene", pa ga boš ugnal!
Martin: Ja, Andrej, bomo Nežo prodali!



Sunday, February 7, 2010

St. Valentine's Day Coming Up / Ljubezen na prvo snežinko

Kiss me, you fool! Never mind that paparazzi!

Strawberries!? Is she mental? Where in the world am I gonna find strawberries now?


Geese trails


Look, boys, the chicks are coming!


Damn this deodorant...



Be my Valentine!


Monday, February 1, 2010

Visitors from Club Penguin






Artwork by Neža.

Sunday, January 31, 2010

Watch out where the huskies go...



... and don't you eat that yellow snow!


[Frank Zappa, Don’t Eat The Yellow Snow]

City Lights


Secret light, no reveries
Got no time for memories
Follow me, don't be afraid
Don't hide away
...
[William Pitt, City Lights]

Friday, January 29, 2010

Mountain hut sunrise



Palme in valovi me kličejo tja
Kjer je vedno vroče in senca za dva...

... dejte no mir!
Dilce na rame ub šterih, sončn uzhod na vrhu pa dol po srenu!
Nimaš bolšga!

Monday, January 25, 2010

Please show "Please do not disturb" when no disturbance is expected.



Xi Jiao Hotel, Beijing, 2006